my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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