The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
You're like the curious george of whores
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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