i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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