And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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