yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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