I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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