BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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