Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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