I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
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