just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
do nipples grow back?
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