I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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