i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
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