adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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