Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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