I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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