At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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