I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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