Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?�
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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