i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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