dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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