He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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