sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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