Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I think I just sharted jello shots
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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