I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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