So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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