That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
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