my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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