worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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