yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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