Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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