forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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