Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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