You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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