So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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