i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Randomize
