Heybabeimwearingurpanties
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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