scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I don't �care how much you're grieving �a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.�
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
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