You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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