btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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