Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
His nipple licking is glorious
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