There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Randomize
