I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Everyone says I win the strip club
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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