Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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