why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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