Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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