I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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