Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
