let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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