wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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