If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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